I got this joke from my friend Dwayne. Well, it sort of reflects the time.

A little boy, Bernie, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old

farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad

news, the donkey died.”

Bernie replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Bernie said, “OK then just unload the donkey.” The farmer asked, “What ya

gonna do with him?”

Bernie: “I’m going to raffle him off.”

Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

Bernie: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Bernie and asked, “What happened with

that dead donkey?”

Bernie: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and

made an off the books profit of $998.00.”

Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Bernie: “Just the guy who won.” So I gave him his two dollars back.”

Bernie grew up and eventually became the chairman of WorldCom.

… HA HA HA

minhsao

Just a guy inside the Mintrix

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